The Big Gig

Everything Is Rigged saw the Miami Heat to win the Finals at +130 and knew he wanted it.  Then it moved one click over to a sweetened +140.  

EIR took it at +140.  Damn the torpedoes!  Everything Is Rigged can't pass on Shaq and Dwayne Wade as underdogs.  It's about to get under way and the line is back down, +135.  Got in at the perfect moment.  Not much difference now anyway, laying about $70 bucks to win $100.  $155 on the Mavericks will get you $100 if they take the series.  Fave, sure, and yeah I saw Dirk in that game, but $155 seems like a lot to pay on Finals Rookies.

EIR smoked 2 cigars, and is going to smoke 2 more during the game.  You seen that commercial with the guy swabbin' out the hole in his throat?  Yeah, EIR was in tears, once he was done vomiting.

Miami in 6 at +460 ain't a terrible long shot.  Ugh, looking at that +185 next to the Heat to win tonight ain't exactly reassuring.  Well, it starts in Dallas. 

GOOD LUCK BETTORS!