The Big Gig

The Big Gig’s Big Move June 12, 2006

Here at the offices of The Big Gig the staff anxiously await final word as The Big Gig ponders a move to a better site.  Boxes vicked from the local liquor store are filled up with porno DVDs, hair care products, rubber band balls, and makeup mirrors as the employees empty their desks in anticipation of the move.

While Gig has remained quiet, WordPress's ‘gifting’ of private office space, cash by the post, and limo privileges, are just not holding up as the competition has begun to offer up more serious goodies.

“Well, I don’t know the details, but blogspot asked what kind of money it would take to have the entire staff of The Big Gig have 24 hour access to oral privileges on demand.  I gave them a figure and they’re mulling it over,” says Jenny McCarthy through her dick suckin' lips.

This only fuels the rumor that the offers from blogspot and several other prominent sites do indeed include sex, rooms in Atlantic City and Las Vegas, regular delivery of high quality alcohol and drugs, along with the standard cash compensation.

There will be a pause in the action here at The Big Gig as Gig and the gang go down to A.C. to gamble and get their Jimmies waxed, all on the dime of prospective new hosts. Watch this space for the new locatin, TBA upon their return.