Rave Reviews For The Big Gig’s Comedy June 26, 2006
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Saturday night The Big Gig was a star! Well, late afternoon…
"It was like Joe Montana on a touchdown drive. Boom! Boom! If there was a bigger audience, there'd have been more people!'
-John Madden
"I haven't been that weirded out since Joe the Cucumber performed a memory wipe on my hard drive. He brought over a hunk of Jarlesburg from Bilderberg that's still reeking up my fridge."
-Dennis Miller
"In the first minutes I noticed my panties getting a little sticky. By the time he was getting blue I was self-rocking my pussy with cocktail straws and ice. I went to the bathroom to clean up but I wound up just fingering myself and missed the second half. Maybe someday I'll get the nerve to approach him."
-Anne Hathaway
"Watch his act again? I'd rather eat dinner with Carson Daily while having bamboo splinters inserted under my toenails. I take that back, I'd rather have the bamboo splinters and dinner, but keep that no talent away from me."
-Louie Anderson
"Eating babies? Lipstick blowjobs? He's fucked up in the head. Now kick ass!"
-The Ghost of Morton Downey Jr.
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