THE BIG GIG HAS MOVED TO BLOGSPOT!!!!!!!!!!!! June 28, 2006
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Pomade Review: Oh Yeah, a Pomade Review June 10, 2006
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Pomade, not just for Grandpa Simpson.
American Crew: 5 Glops (best rating).
This stuff is off the hook. Sure, its 10 bucks for a tin the size of a walnut, but one drop of it and you're stylin' like Pat Reilly. This is everything you want in a Pomade. Somewhere between Vaseline and tar, this crap is beyond thick. Your hair won't stand a chance, it will be controlled like the dirty bitch that it is.
TRESemme Hydrology: 0 Glops (worst rating).
Everything you don't want from a Pomade. I think this shit is for girls. It smells like an apple. I want my Pomade scent to fall somewhere inbetween scentless and old man. Fuck apples. Its more like a jelly than a tar, it seems almost water based. That's not Pomade people, that's gel. $3.69 for a decent size can (about the size of your fist).
